Thursday, October 4, 2018

Safari


Our group had a 3-day stay at Kichwa Tembo, a safari resort in the Masai Mara area of Kenya, adjacent to the Serengeti. The time of year coincided with the wildebeest migration, an event that made all the other species more active as well. The trip did not disappoint.


We arrived at the airstrip (not airport) and were greeted by our guide, Timothy. He prepared some hot tea and coffee and went over some of the basics with us, while our heavier luggage was whisked away to the resort. Then we were on safari. Within a few minutes we were literally watching a pack of hyenas tear apart the carcass of a hippo, with a flock of vultures waiting their turn. It wasn’t all carnage and destruction, though we saw our share of that. The most exciting thing was that almost every animal we saw, we saw up close. Disturbingly close at times. Watching a lioness hunt from just outside your wide-open vehicle is pretty amazing until she turns and starts walking towards you. You then realize just how exposed you are. Thankfully she was more interested in zebra than in us, so I escaped unharmed. 


Our guide was of the Maasai tribe in this part of Kenya. In addition to telling us everything about the wildlife around us, he also shared aspects of his culture and his personal stories. He is about my age (he can’t be sure of his exact age, because they only track the year and the season of births) and is married to his first wife. I’ve heard this as a joke from people in the U.S., but Timothy is planning to have at least two more. He’s just not going to divorce the first one. The Maasai are a polygamous culture, and Timothy has told his father that he intends to have more wives than he did (two). We loved Timothy. He guided us to some of the coolest things we could imagine seeing, he was funny and engaging, and he brought lots of drinks. Going through the greatest zoo on the planet with a traveling bar is every bit as awesome as it sounds. This is one to put on your bucket list, if it’s not there already. 


I can’t tell all the stories of safari, but one of the things I really enjoyed was listening to Timothy talk about the hyenas specifically. In his culture, hyenas are respected very highly. This is somewhat in contrast to how we all learned about them in school. Umm, I mean The Lion King. He said hyenas always call one another when there is a meal, rather than keeping the meat just for themselves. A clan in his tribe named for the hyenas has a reputation of being very welcoming and communal in this way. These are the experiences you can’t have at the zoo. That and the fact that the hyenas are actively gnawing on a hippo bone while he speaks.

 

Maybe the coolest visual experience we had was an early morning hot air balloon ride over the Mara. We woke up in the damn dark and took our Land Cruiser to the launch site. We were introduced to Vincent, our French pilot, and then the crew started lighting the air on fire. The balloon filled quickly and when the basket flipped upright we moved quickly to board the flight. I’m not a huge heights person, but this was as chill and relaxing an experience as I’ve had. There were several other balloons that took off from the same location, and it was really interesting to hear them communicate and change their elevations in concert so we didn’t have a quiet, low impact, terrifying experience. We were up high enough for the fall to be problematic, and even if you fall “safely,” there are a fair number of predators down there! I don’t care how much you respect the hyena, I don’t want to meet one like that. Anyway, we were fine. More than fine, we saw beautiful views of the savannah. We followed the river for awhile, obtaining a new perspective on the mass of life that is a herd of hippos. Then we moved back over the more open plains, flying over elephants, giraffes, and so many types of antelope I really couldn’t keep up. 


Vincent was narrating for us, both about the wildlife and the conditions. This isn’t related to anything, but I really enjoyed listening to him speaking English with his thick French accent. He seemed a very pleasant man, in addition to a capable pilot. He warned us early on that on the landing sometimes the basket tips over, but said several times on the trip that the wind was so mild that it was likely we would have a very soft landing. As we descended in preparation, he reiterated that it would probably be very gentle. Then at the last minute he yelled something about a termite mound. We had seen these mounds throughout our visit. Basically piles of dirt several feet tall, and pretty solid. Very solid, in fact, when it connects with your backside through a hot air balloon basket. 


Our last night of the safari included a “Bush Dinner,” wherein we all loaded up in the jeep and drove out into the savannah to share a meal. Our guide both drove us and joined us for the meal, which was a multi-course feast. Timothy continued in his role of guide, stopping along the way to show us anything interesting that popped up, and checking in on a badly injured zebra we had seen before. We had a lantern-lit dinner complete with hippos making a ruckus nearby. It was truly a life of luxury amid some pretty brutal surroundings. I don’t know what it says about us as people that we vacationed in a place where we might struggle to survive on our own, but I’ll leave that for another time. I am thrilled with the opportunity I had, and very much plan to do it again someday.


Monday, August 13, 2018

Kenya – Village Project Africa

I arrived in Nairobi, a large, vibrant city (based solely on the eight or so hours I spent there). I had a hotel room where I showered and slept a few hours before being driven back to the airport for a flight to Eldoret, a smaller but still very vibrant city. But it was differently vibrant. There was a lot of activity and many markets and shops with locals showing their wares. There were also people driving herds of cattle across the main highway. It made this West Virginia boy feel oddly comfortable. Most people not on foot were using bicycles and small motorcycles. They were sort of like dirt bikes, but the way they loaded these things up you could tell they had at least a little power. Piles and piles of crates, bags, and just random objects would be stacked, often several feet into the air on the back of these bikes. The physics of keeping some of the loads intact was impressive, but I never saw one tip over. How they managed to stay upright while also navigating the narrow, pothole laden streets is beyond me. 

It was with great relief that I arrived at the home of our host and met up with the rest of my travel companions. Despite being separated from them, they were extremely helpful in getting my flight to Eldoret re-booked and making sure I had a place to stay in Nairobi. But I was very happy to be with everyone and back on schedule.

A brief introduction to VPA from my perspective. This organization has been involved in rural Kenya for a number of years. The services they provide are too numerous for me to list, but it includes a primary school (roughly elementary through middle school) and a high school, as well as resources for some of the local families. As part of our visits to the VPA schools, we walked around the village and met some of the families of the children. All of the homes were similar structures, using hand made bricks or concrete blocks, sometimes with wood framing and maybe a sheet metal roof. Though it was not raining during our time in the village, leaking has to be a recurring problem. But the theme of our visits was that these families and children were overcoming serious obstacles, just to be able to attend school. Many of them were without their fathers, which comes with even more serious consequences in Kenya. Widows are not treated equally, particularly as it comes to land ownership, so even maintaining a home can be a challenge. The mothers, grandmothers, and other family members we spoke to were all very happy that their children were given the opportunity to go to school. 

In this part of the country, everything around me is a combination of lush green vegetation, contrasted with red, wet clay. Barely a paved road, and few markets or storefronts. Nearly everyone is on foot, with the occasional motorcycle (we really enjoyed the Swahili “boda boda”) coming along. I saw a few trucks and a tractor, but most of the time people got where they were going on their own two feet. Often they were carrying loads: firewood, produce, and one large piece of sheet metal among those I can recall. They were very struck by our whiteness. I know from my hosts that they have seen white people before, but it is also a rare and clearly momentous event. Children would usually smile or laugh and wave at us. Even many of the adults seemed to have a bemused expression on their faces. 

This was doubly true when three of us took a turn as passengers on the backs of those boda bodas. One of our hosts, Davis, arranged for them to transport us to a local high school for various activities, because his vehicle would not accommodate the whole group. I was one of the lucky three. Riding on the back of a motorcycle took me back to younger days, when my close friend Nate would encourage me to risk life and limb by climbing onto the back of his bike. He would have felt right at home here. The ride itself was surprisingly smooth, especially considering the rough terrain. And man did the locals love it. We got waves, cheers, thumbs up, and lots of very confused and interested looks. It was terrific. It was brought to our attention later in the day the sharp contrast between our frequent view of motorcycles in the US as luxury items, as opposed to here where they are a means of income and a near necessity for traveling long distances in a short period of time. Context like this is particularly important in trying to describe life in the U.S. to my new Kenyan friends. When one of our fellow travelers told the group how much he spent on his motorcycle (roughly converted to Kenyan shillings), children and adults alike were awestruck.

Earlier on the day of the great boda boda escapade, we attended a church service hosted on the campus of the high school. It was a 3-hour marathon that included some of the best a capella singing I’ve ever heard. I’ve been to a lot of churches in my life, many with full bands and various instrumental performers. They can’t beat a few hundred African kids with rhythm and enthusiasm. The minister gave a very long sermon, in which he seemed to touch on pretty much the entirety of the Bible. It was an impressive feat, though I definitely left with some questions about his fidelity to doctrine. I remind myself that this is what happens when cultures collide. The singing is what I’ll remember most though. 

After the service, we were treated to a tour of the local high school campus. This includes some classrooms and dormitories, as all of the children live on site during the school year. Later in the day they would provide a pretty impressive chemistry demonstration and we were able to spend some time talking with the children in smaller groups. During lunch, I was talking to two of the high school girls. They had many questions about the United States and about my life personally. They asked really interesting questions about language, music, and culture in general. They were enthralled with the camera on my phone, and we spent a good bit of time taking selfies. They also took more traditional photos, with one of them instructing me to jump so she could get an “action shot.” It’s hilarious. All the kids were the same way, and I think by the end of the day students of the school had probably taken more pictures with our cameras and phones than we had.

During this conversation, Jasmine, the more direct of the two, asked me what my worst moment in life was. We learned later that they ask this question often, in part because they like to hear stories of people overcoming adversity. The directness of the question (without a hint of rudeness, by the way), took me so off guard that I answered truthfully. I talked about the recent loss of my dad and how hard it has been on me. I also talked about my family, especially my siblings, and how we have tried our best to take care of each other. Without my asking, Jasmine told me that her worst moment was also the loss of her father, which occurred when she was in 3rd grade. It was the oddest and most unexpected sort of bonding experience. It was also a reminder that death, separation from family, and traumatic loss in general are so much more a part of the life around here. Many of these children are at this school because there are no resources in their community to help them. They may not be in school at all if this opportunity were not present. It didn’t make me feel any better about losing my dad, but it was probably the most I’ve connected with someone about it other than my siblings.

Me trying to turn Jasmine into a Herd fan. I think it's working.
The day before, we were able to take the children we sponsor (providing scholarship to the school and/or room and board in the dorm) to the local market to buy clothing. It was another fun cultural experience, because people were now looking at us both as an anomaly, but also as a source of income. I walked around with Clinton, the 8th grade boy I’ve been sponsoring for the last few years, as he pulled clothes from the local vendors and tried to see if they would fit him. The proprietors were never far away, often talking with him directly in Swahili. I could tell that he was already negotiating prices on my behalf, and it probably saved me a few shillings. I was able to barter down a little further, but I feel certain that anyone who sold anything to me had a very good day. The truth is that even with a very marked up price, everything here is still so much cheaper than the U.S. it hardly feels worth it to argue. By the end of the day, Clinton had an entire wardrobe and a new backpack to put it in, and I was probably out about $50. All in all, a pretty good day. One of our fellow travelers found a motorcycle shop up the street with a cooler full of Coke and Fanta. Everyone in our crew got one and we enjoyed it together. There was a group photo and lots of smiles. 
Clinton and I at the river near the market.
Our last full day in the village we were treated to a great show. The primary school has a dance team that performs traditional tribal dances. They have full costumes, designed and made by their instructor, and they tour around the country competing. The show was incredible. These very soft-spoken children seemed transformed into confident, rehearsed, polished performers. They followed their choreography beautifully. I’m no dance expert, but I can say that with confidence because if they had not followed each step precisely, someone would have been injured. We learned later that they practice religiously, even if their teacher is not present. They are clearly very dedicated. Clinton was also on the dance team, and he was very pleased that they had the opportunity to entertain us. So was I. 

One of the dances performed. This boy in the lead role was incredible.
One of the things I’m most happy about on this trip is that every time I’ve seen a ball I have tried to join in on the game. We played a variation of a soccer game at the primary school, where one person was in the middle of a circle and would kick the ball another person. The person in the middle then went chasing around the circle until they could touch the ball again. It was a great way for me to be reminded that I’m not good at soccer, but the kids were so enthusiastic and amused. It was a wonderful time. The next day at the high school, I was able to jump into a volleyball game. This time I felt a bit more in my comfort zone, as I had at least played volleyball recreationally before. Again, everyone was very encouraging of my performance, even when I obviously sucked. The next day, back at the high school, I jumped into a real soccer game. The ball was actually a creation of the kids there, a little softer than a soccer ball and a little less predictable. They had a single goal set up, and they played very much like a half-court pickup basketball style where the defense would have to take the ball back before taking a shot at the net. I picked up on that portion of the rules reasonably well. My feet were not quite as cooperative, though I eventually approached a degree of almost competence. That was combined with a clear goal of passing the ball off as quickly as possible whenever it came my way. This led to my one true athletic highlight of the trip, when I was able to kick the ball out of the air to one of the other boys so he could score a goal. It made up for so many efforts to kick the ball, only to watch it keep going through my legs. I owe all my (limited) success to years of hacky sack…it’s about time that paid off.

Photo credit to Allen Owens. Way to make me look good.
We found ourselves still at the high school until into the evening. Our hosts had not been present for much of the day, and we were left to spend time with the kids and entertain ourselves. However, as it began to get dark we started wondering how we were going to get home. Finally, we were able to speak with Davis by phone very briefly (connection being what it is in rural Kenya), and he assured us that someone was coming for us. Eventually five of the boda bodas arrived. My traveling crew looked around and realized there were nine of us. We were then told that we would be riding two to a bike, even the three women in dresses. Everyone saddled up, ready for the next part of our adventure. My cousin Lauren got on the bike behind me, and everyone else was paired up. We started out on the most narrow dirt path, and at one point our driver had to walk us through the mud with the bike still running. Eventually we made it out to the main road and only had to avoid the potholes. As had happened many times before, the locals were amazed and amused by all the white people riding by them. We got many waves and greetings, and one of the loudest and most purely joyful belly laughs I’ve ever heard, coming from a young girl along our route. When we arrived back at home, our hosts were outside to greet us and take pictures. Everyone was in high spirits, and we shared our evening meal and best moments from the trip so far.

If you are so inclined, you can donate to Village Project Africa through the link provided. Please especially consider the brand new Nixon Vidolo Post-Secondary Education Scholarship, which will be used to help some of the high schoolers attend college! Village Project Africa Donations
Lauren and I holding on for dear life.
 Tomorrow we return to Nairobi and prepare to start the next phase of our journey, the Safari!
Quick aside before Safari. We arrived late to Nairobi to share in a group dinner and a night of rest. We went to a restaurant in Nairobi called “Carnivore.” It was a sort of Brazilian style steakhouse, where they had a nominal soup and salad course before bringing around massive amounts of all kinds of meat, carved off of a sword. What can I say, they get me. They put a small flag on the table, which was to remain upright until the table “surrendered.” 


We had a few drinks, and many, many laughs. We’ve been of a consensus that the group we have is well-suited to travel together, and the dinner was further proof of that. There was not much sleep to be had, but we are all reasonably awake and at the airport, preparing for our flight to the Safari camp. From what I’ve been told, the Safari begins the moment we land.

Sunday, August 12, 2018

How To Start an Adventure. Step 1: Get your passport swiped by the Nigerian military in a shady-looking airport

As part of my ongoing plan to get the most out of this life, I signed on to a truly exciting and interesting trip that my cousin planned to Africa. Roughly a week in Kenya and then a week in Morocco. You will notice from the outset that no part of this trip was scheduled to occur in Nigeria. Yeah, about that.

I arrived in Charlotte, well ahead of schedule for my flight across the Atlantic to London Heathrow. Unfortunately, the plane was not quite as ready as I was, and I got to experience one of the most frustrating traveling experiences for the second time in my life. I landed at Heathrow at the time when the next plane I was supposed to be on was leaving. One difference this time is that I was trying to get to Kenya, which is decidedly more remote than Colorado. The other difference is that the airline seemed to recognize this, and pre-emptively booked me for an alternative flight path in to Kenya. Through Lagos. Where is Lagos? If you paid attention to the text above, or if you’re better than I am at geography, you might know that it is a very large city (population > 8 million) in Nigeria. I did not know this. I thought it sounded vaguely Greek. Well I’ve never been to Greece, but Lagos is no Greece. Lagos is a disaster. Correction, the airport at Lagos is a disaster. The city and country as a whole might be lovely, but I’ll never know because I’m never going back. The place looked like it was recovering from a legitimate military conflict, and not recovering well. I would have felt more comfortable alone on a dark subway platform. I don’t exactly have the highest standards when it comes to airports. Floors and walls are pretty much a must though. Not in Nigeria.

My specific problem (beyond a very real conflict with their interior decorator) started at Customs. The first gentleman I met seemed to digest the situation immediately and respond appropriately. I was transferring flights, so I wasn’t going to leave the airport. Therefore, I did not need a visa or a passport stamp, and I could proceed to my next flight. It was foolish of me in retrospect to assume that would hold up. I’m going to blame my optimism on the second red-eye flight in 48 hours. The person in military garb eight feet to my right had different ideas. He snatched my passport out of my hands and just told me to wait. He then proceeded to stand where he had been before, looking neither at me nor my passport. After a few minutes he took me aside and told me to wait again. I was eventually allowed to collect my luggage, all while he held my passport. I came back with the bags and was greeted by a woman in a very nice bright dress, who had gained possession of my passport while I was away. I was to follow her, somewhere, for something. The flow of information was about like this for the rest of my seven hours in Lagos. She took me past several other armed checkpoints, most of which tried to stop me even as she tried to push me through. Turf wars were waged while I stood by, just trying to keep an eye on my documentation. I went through security. Like the security you go through before a flight, except I had no boarding pass, and, as I may have mentioned, no passport. She took me to an “office,” Which was just a small-ish room with some odd furniture and a guy sleeping on a metal bench. He woke up and said good morning and eventually sat up and watched the local news, but I have no idea who he was or what he does at the airport. The woman just left me there, taking my passport with her.

After a time, I was escorted back through security and to the Kenya Airways counter, where my passport was presented for me and I obtained a boarding pass. Well, my guide obtained one for me, which she placed inside my passport. We walked back through security, where no one examined the passport that I didn’t have. I was allowed to pass anyway, and my guide walked me towards my gate. Suddenly she stopped, still holding my passport and boarding pass. She asked, “Do you have something for me?” At this point I reached for my wallet, trying to decide what was going to be enough to get my documentation back, while not going so high that I gave away money unnecessarily. I had about four singles and then the next smallest bill was a $20. I handed over one $20 bill, more than a little nervously. She took it in one hand, and then handed me my documents from the other. I was then directed to a place I could wait for the next four hours for my flight, while being constantly watchful whenever someone in a uniform showed up. There were a lot of them. But they didn’t stop me, I boarded the Kenyan Airlines flight, the greatest flight of my life thus far.

Editor's note: The U.S. Department of State says of Nigeria - Reconsider Travel. Uh, no shit